If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Jeff:  Since the question didn't say one place:  Scotland, Ireland, England, Switzerland, Germany, Greek Islands, Seattle, San Diego (to name few)

Jason:  Frenchtown

Any 5 people, dead or alive, who would you have dinner with?

Jeff:  Grandfather, Benjamin Franklin, Clint Eastwood, George Carlin, Babe Ruth

Jason:  Lindsay Lohan, Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse, Hank Williams Sr., and Jesus Christ

What is the last book you read?

Jeff:  The Bozo book for the interview with widow Bozo

Jason:  Samesies...it's called The Man Behind the Nose by Larry "Bozo" Harmon

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Jeff:  Baseball Player

Jason:  Cropduster...now I just do it in the hallways.

What’s your favorite song?

Jeff:  That changes all the time.

Jason:  Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents a Gallon by Tom T. Hall

What size shoe do you wear?

Jeff:  8

Jason:  12 and 1/2

How old were you when you got your first kiss?

Jeff:  5th grade

Jason:  With a girl?  About 15

First car you drove?

Jeff:  VW Bug at Driver's Ed

Jason:  1989 Ford Escort...the engine eventually blew up on Hwy. 231 South near the Florida state line

Are you named after anyone?

Jeff:  Middle name after my Grandfather

Jason:  I think my parents were big fans of the film Jason and the Argonauts

Vanilla or chocolate?

Jeff:  Vanilla

Jason:  Desserts or women?  Either way:  Chocolate

If you were a Star Trek or Star Wars character, which one would it be?

Jeff:  Han Solo

Jason:  I've never seen Star Trek, so I'll pick a Star Wars character.  And that would be Boba Fett because ZOMG MY BACKPACK HAS JETS!!!1!!!!ONE!!1!!
 
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Jeff:  Water, condiments, salad

Jason:  2 gallons of milk, 3 dozen eggs, about 100 cheese slices, and about 36 bottled waters.  I like dairy.
 
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

Jeff:  George Clooney

Jason:  Mickey Rooney
 
What makes you angry?

Jeff:  Humans that are lazy, don't follow rules, and quote other humans

Jason:  People that are intolerant of other people's cultures.  That and Asians.

What is your favorite quote? 

Jeff:  I hate quotes.

Jason:  "Friendship is like peeing on yourself.  Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."  -Apostle Paul